Title: Can I take your order please ?
Description: Another game of Humor & Puns
Description: Another game of Humor & Puns
redhot-brat - March 9, 2007 04:47 AM (GMT)
Ok I'm gonna try this one. We'll see how it goes.
OBJECT : To think of suitable food to order for a particular type of person.
EXAMPLES : Barber = hare (hair) ..... A Pianist = Tuna (Tuner) .... A Golfer = tea (tee) .... Master of Ceremonies = toast ... a Mathematician = pie (pi) .... An Electrician = currants (currents) ..... a Jeweller = carrots (karats) .... and a Boxer = punch
Those are the examples from my book ...... here's one to get us started.
A Sailor .....
OBJECT : To think of suitable food to order for a particular type of person.
EXAMPLES : Barber = hare (hair) ..... A Pianist = Tuna (Tuner) .... A Golfer = tea (tee) .... Master of Ceremonies = toast ... a Mathematician = pie (pi) .... An Electrician = currants (currents) ..... a Jeweller = carrots (karats) .... and a Boxer = punch
Those are the examples from my book ...... here's one to get us started.
A Sailor .....
CheriePie - March 9, 2007 05:19 AM (GMT)
A Sailer... Currants... with Water Chestnuts
A Lawyer...
ETA - Whoops! I see currants was already used for the electrician, but I was thinking currants cuz of water currents. So I'll leave that but add another in addition...
A Lawyer...
ETA - Whoops! I see currants was already used for the electrician, but I was thinking currants cuz of water currents. So I'll leave that but add another in addition...
redhot-brat - March 9, 2007 06:17 AM (GMT)
A Lawyer... Cole sLAW
A dentist ?
A dentist ?
JessicaEby - March 9, 2007 08:42 AM (GMT)
GUMdrops!
a politician
a politician
ladiibbug - March 9, 2007 05:04 PM (GMT)
A Boloney Sandwich!
A tree trimmer
A tree trimmer
needmorezoloft - March 9, 2007 06:39 PM (GMT)
ROOTbeer
Printer (like in a printshop)
Printer (like in a printshop)
lovemylife - March 9, 2007 06:55 PM (GMT)
A Printer - alphabet soup
a Doctor
a Doctor
needmorezoloft - March 9, 2007 09:22 PM (GMT)
Dr. Pepper
fireman
fireman
lovemylife - March 10, 2007 02:23 AM (GMT)
FIREMAN - Chili, and peaches flambe for dessert.
CARPENTER
CARPENTER
redhot-brat - March 10, 2007 07:19 AM (GMT)
Cedar Plank Salmon
A Chiropractor
A Chiropractor
lovemylife - March 10, 2007 11:40 PM (GMT)
Chiropractor - Oxtail Soup
DOG BREEDER
DOG BREEDER
ladiibbug - March 11, 2007 04:36 PM (GMT)
Hush Puppies
A Florist
A Florist
lovemylife - March 11, 2007 11:56 PM (GMT)
A FLORIST - broccoli florets (including stems and leaves) and a mint julep
A NEWS ANCHOR
A NEWS ANCHOR
ladiibbug - March 16, 2007 03:45 PM (GMT)
NEWS ANCHOR - Sunny Side Up eggs, toast with Currents jam
AIRLINE PILOT
AIRLINE PILOT
lovemylife - March 17, 2007 10:20 PM (GMT)
AIRLINe PILOT - Flying fish filet served on a saucer, with a side dish of cloudberries
MINISTER
MINISTER
JessicaEby - March 18, 2007 05:29 AM (GMT)
a glass of spirits.
An Executioner
An Executioner
EllyMae58 - March 18, 2007 05:47 AM (GMT)
EXECUTIONER - Swordfish, and for dessert, Death By Chocolate. :)
MANICURIST
MANICURIST
CheriePie - March 18, 2007 07:27 AM (GMT)
MANICURIST - sNAILS in butter and garlic sauce
ACTOR
ACTOR
lovemylife - March 19, 2007 04:04 AM (GMT)
ACTOR - Key Lime(light) Pie, served by Oscar
SECRETARY
SECRETARY
ladiibbug - March 19, 2007 04:17 PM (GMT)
SECRETARY - Veggie Plate (organized in alphabetical order - artichokes, brocolli, carrots, etc.). Bread (rush job from oven) & cheese - to go with whines.
lovemylife - March 20, 2007 02:07 AM (GMT)
You didn't leave a word, Ladiibbug :whip:
ladiibbug - March 20, 2007 04:38 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (lovemylife @ Mar 20 2007, 02:07 AM) |
| You didn't leave a word, Ladiibbug :whip: |
Elementary School Teacher
JessicaEby - March 20, 2007 06:44 PM (GMT)
Alphabet Soup
Mechanic
Mechanic
lovemylife - March 20, 2007 08:13 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (JessicaEby @ Mar 20 2007, 12:44 PM) |
| Alphabet Soup Mechanic |
Don't forget the apple for the teacher. :P
MECHANIC - He likes anything fried in oil, and screwdrivers.
FARMER
redhot-brat - March 21, 2007 12:31 AM (GMT)
Farmer = A dirt cake or Mud Pie.
A Bus Driver
A Bus Driver
lovemylife - March 21, 2007 01:21 AM (GMT)
A BUS DRIVER - He snacks on butterhorns.
A BOXER
A BOXER
JessicaEby - March 21, 2007 04:18 AM (GMT)
a SPARtan apple
A photographer
A photographer
lovemylife - March 22, 2007 01:38 AM (GMT)
A PHOTOGRAPHER - snap peas and cheese
A QUILTER
A QUILTER
CheriePie - March 28, 2007 04:59 AM (GMT)
A QUILTER - Pigs in a blanket
MUSICIAN
MUSICIAN
lovemylife - March 29, 2007 01:47 PM (GMT)
musician - drum sticks and a Symphony candy bar
PRESIDENT
PRESIDENT
lovemylife - April 5, 2007 02:25 AM (GMT)
PRESIDENT - humble pie
SHOE SALESMAN
SHOE SALESMAN
CheriePie - April 5, 2007 05:54 AM (GMT)
SHOE SALESMAN - filet of sole
COMPUTER TECHNICIAN
COMPUTER TECHNICIAN
JessicaEby - April 5, 2007 08:11 AM (GMT)
chips and sour keys
psychiatrist
psychiatrist
Sunlightbub - April 10, 2007 03:54 PM (GMT)
Brain's Faggots...I'm guessing only in the UK :wacko: :whistle:
A Librarian
lovemylife - April 15, 2007 09:49 PM (GMT)
LIBRARIAN - Fried Green Tomatoes, Chocolat and Freckle Juice
TRUCK DRIVER
TRUCK DRIVER
ladiibbug - April 22, 2007 08:17 PM (GMT)
Truck Driver: Eggs (don't brake the yolks) and semi-toasted bread - To Go, er, For the Road
BODY GUARD
BODY GUARD
Helly - April 30, 2007 02:12 AM (GMT)
Body guard.... Mussels (muscles)
Welder?
Welder?
herbwench - May 2, 2007 06:22 PM (GMT)
Welder: Tuna Melt and hot tamales.
Undertaker?
Undertaker?
lovemylife - May 4, 2007 09:36 PM (GMT)
UNDERTAKER - He's been sick so he hasn't been eating. But he IS taking medicine for his coughin'.
ELECTRICIAN
ELECTRICIAN
ladiibbug - May 9, 2007 04:19 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (lovemylife @ May 4 2007, 09:36 PM) |
| UNDERTAKER - He's been sick so he hasn't been eating. But he IS taking medicine for his coughin'. ELECTRICIAN |
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