Title: Awful Authors
Description: more from the Word Games book
redhot-brat - March 8, 2007 12:30 AM (GMT)
Seeing as this game revolves around books & authors , it seemed like the perfect one to add here.
OBJECT : To make up funny (punning) names for the authors of imaginary books.
EXAMPLES : The Broken Window by "Eva Brick" - Explosives by "Dinah Mite" - The Unsatisfactory bath by "Luke Warm" - The Lion Tamer by "Claude Bottom"
Add your own book title after coming up with a fitting author for the previous book.
BOOK TITLE:The Golden Pot ...... AUTHOR: ??????
lovemylife - March 8, 2007 02:42 AM (GMT)
The Golden Pot...by C. Nan Cooke
Red Wine Country
redhot-brat - March 8, 2007 04:20 AM (GMT)
Red Wine Country by C.D. Vines
Down by the River by ??????
ladiibbug - March 8, 2007 04:35 AM (GMT)
The Lion Tamer by "Claude Bottom"
ROFL! The little icon thingies aren't working tonight but that is just a SCREAM!! Claude Bottom, OMG, too funny!!!
Not sure if this is right, but I'll try:
"Down By The River" - by Moss Keeto
Pets Behaving Badly ????
redhot-brat - March 8, 2007 06:17 PM (GMT)
Pets Behaving Badly by FiFi De PeePee ..... Sorry it's the best I could think of.
The Devil Made Me Do It by ????????
needmorezoloft - March 8, 2007 08:47 PM (GMT)
The Devil Made Me Do It by Eve Alman
How to Rule the World by ???
redhot-brat - March 8, 2007 08:50 PM (GMT)
How to Rule the World by I. B. Rich
Stinky Feet by ?????
lovemylife - March 8, 2007 09:32 PM (GMT)
Stinky Feet..by Dr. T. O. E. Jamb, P.U.
The Dog is Barking Up The Wrong Tree..by??
TITurtle1 - March 8, 2007 11:58 PM (GMT)
The Dog is Barking Up The Wrong Tree by Miss Taken
I Was Caught in Traffic: And Other Horrible Lies by
lovemylife - March 9, 2007 02:41 AM (GMT)
I Was Caught In Traffic: And Other Horrible Lies...by Ima Fibber
Snow Falls Softly On The Interstate..by??
redhot-brat - March 9, 2007 04:26 AM (GMT)
Snow Falls Softly On The Interstate.......by Slick B Da'Rhoads
Bloody Bay Beach .... by ???
CheriePie - March 9, 2007 05:29 AM (GMT)
Bloody Bay Beach by Ima Slasher
Looking Through the Window by...
redhot-brat - March 9, 2007 06:13 AM (GMT)
Looking Through the Window by... I. C. Carrs
The Guilty Innocents by ????
JessicaEby - March 9, 2007 09:28 AM (GMT)
this game seems hard to me, but I'm going to give it a go.... :s
The Guilty Innocents by Tara & Bill DiFenca-Tournis
Who Are You Calling 'Drama Queen' ...by ???
lovemylife - March 9, 2007 01:38 PM (GMT)
Who Are You Calling Drama Queen? ..by I. M. Knott
Normal Is As Normal Does... by ??
needmorezoloft - March 9, 2007 09:36 PM (GMT)
Normal Is As Normal Does... by U. B. Nuts
How to Save a Life by ???
CheriePie - March 9, 2007 10:01 PM (GMT)
How to Save a Life by Dr. Serge Uree
Keeping Your Head Above Water by....
TITurtle1 - March 9, 2007 10:13 PM (GMT)
Keeping Your Head Above Water by A. Live
How I Saved the World by ???
redhot-brat - March 10, 2007 01:44 AM (GMT)
How I Saved the World by Ima Hero
Monkey and Chicken go to Town By ????
lovemylife - March 10, 2007 01:52 AM (GMT)
Monkey And Chicken Go To Town...by S.K. Partisst
Thawing Ice, Running Water..by ??
TITurtle1 - March 10, 2007 02:16 AM (GMT)
Thawing Ice, Running Water by I. C. River
Lifestyles of the Broke and Anonymous by ???
redhot-brat - March 10, 2007 07:23 AM (GMT)
Lifestyles of the Broke and Anonymous by .... Penny & Les Banks
The Dragon Diaries by ????
lovemylife - March 11, 2007 01:06 PM (GMT)
The Dragon Diaries...by Pyro Paige Flaimthrow
Coffee, Tea, or a Latte? by...
ladiibbug - March 11, 2007 04:41 PM (GMT)
Coffee, Tea, or a Latte? by... Wyde A. Wake
101 Easy Spring Decorations by ??
TITurtle1 - March 11, 2007 08:07 PM (GMT)
101 Easy Spring Decorations by Pat Tern
Please Exit and Do Not Panic by ???
needmorezoloft - March 12, 2007 03:54 PM (GMT)
Please Exit and Do Not Panic by R.N. Now
The Simple Life by ???
lovemylife - March 12, 2007 09:33 PM (GMT)
The Simple Life...by I. M. Kontent
How To Keep Your Bonsai Alive...by??
TITurtle1 - March 12, 2007 09:38 PM (GMT)
How To Keep Your Bonsai Alive by Flo Rist
The Best Ways to Eat Chocolate by ???
lovemylife - March 13, 2007 12:42 PM (GMT)
The Best Ways To Eat Chocolate ..by Chuck O'Hollick
100 Ways To Keep Your Youngster Busy..by??
ladiibbug - March 14, 2007 04:38 PM (GMT)
100 Ways To Keep Your Youngster Busy by P.C. N'quiet
Save Big Money On Your Taxes by ??
EllyMae58 - March 14, 2007 05:30 PM (GMT)
Save Big Money on Your Taxes by Dewey Cheatum
The Bug That Is My Mother by ????
lovemylife - March 16, 2007 01:03 AM (GMT)
The Bug That Is My Mother ..by Tyne E. Innsect
Green Is The Color Of My Uniform...by???
redhot-brat - March 21, 2007 12:24 AM (GMT)
Green Is The Color Of My Uniform by Kermit D. Frog :lol:
Hair Today, Bald Tomorrow by ?????
lovemylife - March 21, 2007 01:31 AM (GMT)
Hair Today, Bald Tomorrow...by Owen A. Wigg
A Strong Cup Of Coffee...by??
CheriePie - March 22, 2007 10:25 AM (GMT)
A Strong Cup of Coffee by Izar Drupen
Life Behind the Wheel by...
lovemylife - March 22, 2007 10:49 PM (GMT)
Life Behind The Wheel... by Rhoda Arvee
Canning Made Simple..by??
meshe - March 25, 2007 10:30 PM (GMT)
Canning Made Simple..by Jellie N. Jam
Driving and Crying by....??
lovemylife - March 28, 2007 04:57 PM (GMT)
Driving and Crying ..by M.A. Kharpooles
When The Cows Come Home ..by?
redhot-brat - March 28, 2007 11:24 PM (GMT)
By Miss Bessie Mooover
The Who Dunnit Diner by ???
lovemylife - March 29, 2007 02:09 AM (GMT)
The Who Dunnit Diner by Miss Terry Phood and Gracie Spoon
I Am A Sugar Addict ..by ??