Title: Tax Day Humor 4-15-08
redhot-brat - April 14, 2008 10:23 PM (GMT)
My buddy John posted these on his blog and I thought they were funny, so I'm sharing them with you guys! HeHeHe!!
We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. -- Winston Churchill
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The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. -- Will Rogers
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The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. -- Mark Twain
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The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax -- Albert Einstein
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It is a good thing that we do not get as much government as we pay for. -- Will Rogers
We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. -- Winston Churchill
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The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. -- Will Rogers
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The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. -- Mark Twain
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The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax -- Albert Einstein
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It is a good thing that we do not get as much government as we pay for. -- Will Rogers
Breeni - April 14, 2008 10:56 PM (GMT)
I love the Peanuts! Just filed mine last night, so I can finally rest my mind.
lexilewords - April 15, 2008 05:32 PM (GMT)
my dad makes us file ours as soon as we get our forms in (usually the first week of Feb) because he is OCD about them being late. Luckily my boyfriend's dad is a CPA so whenever we do have a problem we just run to him and ask for help XD
needmorezoloft - April 15, 2008 09:33 PM (GMT)
:rofl:
My dad's a CPA (or was at least) He still does taxes for people, but I do my own.. well, I use his software :giggle:
My dad's a CPA (or was at least) He still does taxes for people, but I do my own.. well, I use his software :giggle:
redhot-brat - April 16, 2008 02:12 AM (GMT)
Hubby does ours and all the kid's too every year. He's gotten pretty good at it.
AceofHearts - April 16, 2008 03:14 AM (GMT)
Our taxes aren't due for 2 more weeks :neener:
SciFisstrs - April 16, 2008 05:48 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Breeni @ Apr 14 2008, 06:56 PM) |
| I love the Peanuts! Just filed mine last night, so I can finally rest my mind. |
Me too always did love Peanuts.
Already got back our refund. Half needs to be sent back to the IRS. We were audited. The guy that was doing our taxes for a few years threw us under the bus :rant:
TG my hubby has a cousin that is some kind of supervisor in the IRS. She tried to redue the taxes to see if it would just work out even so we didn't have to pay. But... :(
SciFisstrs - April 16, 2008 05:50 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (AceofHearts @ Apr 15 2008, 11:14 PM) |
| Our taxes aren't due for 2 more weeks :neener: |
Show Off! :lol: :P
redhot-brat - April 16, 2008 06:16 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (SciFisstrs @ Apr 15 2008, 11:48 PM) | ||
Me too always did love Peanuts. Already got back our refund. Half needs to be sent back to the IRS. We were audited. The guy that was doing our taxes for a few years threw us under the bus :rant: TG my hubby has a cousin that is some kind of supervisor in the IRS. She tried to redue the taxes to see if it would just work out even so we didn't have to pay. But... :( |
THat sucks! Hope they get it all straightened out for ya.
noumena12 - April 16, 2008 09:50 PM (GMT)
Ugh!! I wrote a really big obnoxoius check! Actually several of them! :cry: If I had been still going to the BC Convention, I KNOW DH would have cancelled my trip. Geesh! We owed everyone! Feds, State, and City!! What a depressing week this has been!
SciFisstrs - April 17, 2008 04:43 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (noumena12 @ Apr 16 2008, 05:50 PM) |
| Ugh!! I wrote a really big obnoxoius check! Actually several of them! :cry: If I had been still going to the BC Convention, I KNOW DH would have cancelled my trip. Geesh! We owed everyone! Feds, State, and City!! What a depressing week this has been! |
Ooh I'm so sorry Ann :(
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| THat sucks! Hope they get it all straightened out for ya. |
Thanks Debra. I hope it will too.