I wish I'd seen this when we were doing the Romance VBB and using the cheesiest pickup lines in our next turn line! These are great. I can laugh at them cause I'm really a redneck at heart.



Redneck Pick-up lines:

1) Did you fart?
-cuz you blew me away.

2) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
-I can't hold it in.

3) Do you have a library card?
-cuz I'd like to sign you out.

4) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
-cuz I can see myself in em.

5) If you was a tree I were a Squirrel,
-I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

6) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
-but beauty's only a light switch away.

7) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that
would break the ice."

8) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
-but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.


9) Yer eyes are as blue as winder cleaner.

10) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
-we kin sleep til afternoon.

and.... the best for last!

10) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
-cuz every time I think of it my nuts tighten up

lmao Too funny Meshe! :lol:

I like them all but I don't see a redneck saying this one: ;)
3) Do you have a library card?
-cuz I'd like to sign you out.

ROFL! I love #9!! I'm definately going to use that on dh! :)

I love your avatar too. Garfield is currently my kids fav movie and that part of the movie gets them laughin and shakin behinds. :)

AH! MESHE!! I have missed watching you shake that ass!!! :lol:

lol :lol:

Hahaa -- #7! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Sadly..... I've heard #8 before :unsure:

Love Them...would you mind if I posted them on my LiveJournal?

Heck no, post away! I got them in an e-mail and thought they were hilarious!

Those are great! I'm going to e-mail them to a few friends who I know will appreciate them. :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol:

Here's a line I read in a romance anthol. last week:

"Your name must be Malaria 'cuz a guy would never get over you!" :blink: